1 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:06,923 There we go! 2 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:09,259 Over here! 3 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,562 Are you ready? - Ready! 4 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,607 Hey, come on! 5 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,319 Stop sending the ball this way. 6 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,528 There we go! 7 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,823 Look over there. 8 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:33,950 In the middle of the day. 9 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,708 She hangs around here, too? 10 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,799 Hey, Chimney! 11 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,550 Can you get the ball for us? 12 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,769 Let me play with you guys. 13 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,104 What? 14 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,980 Heads up, Chimney! 15 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,996 Get the ball from her! 16 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,121 Go! 17 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:33,802 I can't focus. - I can't focus. 18 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,600 You okay, Chimney? 19 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,185 Puke cat. 20 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,478 I can't move. 21 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:45,063 It's only been two minutes. 22 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,649 So this is aging. 23 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,026 It's definitely the cigarettes. 24 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,610 Should we call an ambulance? 25 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:54,197 Hold on, I'll be able to recover once I smoke. 26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,448 Excuse me. 27 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,537 We received a report of a suspicious person chasing children. 28 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,167 You need to be more careful. 29 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,044 You think it's okay, just because this is Nyagamihara? 30 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,888 You can't smoke in the park! - How awful. 31 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,371 And right after I just warned you. - Honestly. 32 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,988 It stinks! 33 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:44,583 What the actual hell? 34 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:46,912 It smells so bad. 35 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,832 It's like a mix of coffee, cigarettes, and old feet! 36 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:54,461 It smells like human malice and bitterness! 37 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,546 Yes, this is 38 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,299 Jakusobubura! 39 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,551 JAKUSOBUBURA 40 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,762 Yani Neko! We gotta evacuate! 41 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:07,307 More stink will rain down on us if we don't get out of here! 42 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,353 This is bad. Like, seriously bad for you. 43 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:15,606 There are over 70 carcinogens in cigarettes. 44 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:22,364 Not to mention the secondhand smoke affecting non-smokers like me. 45 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,866 You get what I'm saying, Yani Neko? 46 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:27,244 You double your risk of having a stroke, 47 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,828 and it deteriorates your vessels. 48 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:30,372 Recent research shows 49 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,875 something about it causing heart failure or something. 50 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,335 YANI NEKO'S TEMPER 51 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,378 Hey! 52 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,463 So, I wanted to tell you 53 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:41,591 a friend of mine started a local smoking cessation workshop. 54 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,927 I brought you a pamphlet today. 55 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,261 Let's see here. 56 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:47,513 Damn it, I can't see. 57 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,308 Where is it? What is this? Gross! 58 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,644 Is this it? 59 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:53,937 NYACOTINE PATCH 60 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,396 No, that's not it. 61 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,236 You've got a face on the back of your head too! 62 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:04,280 Now you're part of the nicotine addicts club, too! 63 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:12,914 DO NOT USE ON HUMANS. IT MAY CAUSE DEATH. 64 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:23,549 Sorry, can you wait until my face heals? What is it? 65 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:28,179 What the hell did you stick on my head, you dumb cat? 66 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,934 Wait, I'm feeling… 67 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:41,192 Is this guilt? 68 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:45,280 I mean, this terribly-mannered cat is completely at fault. 69 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,907 But maybe I'm being too condescending. 70 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:48,950 USE APPROPRIATELY 71 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:54,956 I'm always using my righteousness to make myself feel better. 72 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:59,168 Yani Neko, sorry, I went too far. 73 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,045 What? 74 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,070 What are you doing? 75 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,121 That's the stuff. 76 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,000 Chainsmoker Cat! 77 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,455 Okay. 78 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,011 At least be done after just one! 79 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,806 Do you understand your situation? 80 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:35,765 Yes, sir. 81 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:39,227 You asked me for more time to pay rent, that you'd do anything, 82 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,729 so I'm letting you weed the yard! 83 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:42,647 Yes, sir. 84 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,900 But you already took a cigarette break after just five minutes. 85 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:48,403 And then you have the gall to start smoking a second one! 86 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,571 Yes, sir. 87 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,531 Stop meowing when you answer! 88 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,782 Yes, sir. 89 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,145 I'm confiscating this, you idiot! 90 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:00,915 That's theft! 91 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:05,670 In that case, you're guilty of not paying your rent and littering cigarette butts! 92 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,753 You can have this back when you're done! 93 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,932 I guess I'll give her tea and snacks after she finishes up. 94 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,229 What the hell are you eating? 95 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,941 Horsetails, since I'm hungry. 96 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,361 Do you want some, too? 97 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,281 No! 98 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,033 Don't eat too much, or you'll get a stomachache. 99 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:45,293 You done, Yani Neko? 100 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,961 I brought you snacks. 101 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,342 Wait, is she smoking? 102 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,511 And what's with her belly? 103 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,888 What happened to my cabbage patch? 104 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,767 Are those snacks? Thanks! 105 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:06,397 But I'm actually full right now, so I'll just take them home. 106 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:14,614 My eyes! My eyes! 107 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,199 Chainsmoker Cat. 108 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,419 Damn that Chimney! 109 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,926 She's seriously good for nothing! 110 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:38,429 Damn it, just thinking about it is pissing me off! 111 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,432 Pissing me… 112 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,689 Pissing… 113 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:58,157 Wallpaper damage can become a financial burden when you move out. 114 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,827 Renters should be especially careful 115 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,539 about discoloring the wallpaper with cigarette smoke. 116 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,457 Discoloration from smoking is considered… 117 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,335 The wallpaper in my room is cream-colored. 118 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,798 I'm sure it was always this color since I air it out once in a while. 119 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,966 It's definitely not from tar. 120 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:22,056 Actually, that poster's been here since before I moved in. 121 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,905 SEALED 122 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,836 You think this apartment building is haunted? 123 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,171 What are you talking about? 124 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,130 Don't lie to me! 125 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,632 There were strange talismans on the wall! 126 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,385 I also heard ominous rapping! 127 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,721 You need to tell me the truth! 128 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,763 Shut up! 129 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,881 I don't know what you're talking about! 130 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,019 Okay, that was sus. 131 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,275 That was close. 132 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,070 Hug me tighter, awooh! 133 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,247 Hey, Yaniko. 134 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,957 Yeah, Kansai? 135 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:35,088 Didn't you tell your sister you were going to quit smoking? 136 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,380 You're still smoking? 137 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,468 I'm going to quit for sure this time. 138 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,637 I won't smoke anymore, starting today. 139 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,389 That's the spirit. 140 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,564 Yani-chan made a joke, and that's rare. 141 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,401 I gotta make sure to follow up and make it funny. 142 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,278 Hold up, you went right back to it so fast! 143 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,211 You're like a dad on his anniversary! 144 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,411 Do you not have a dad? 145 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,038 I do. 146 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,749 Okay, not bad, Yani-chan. 147 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,460 But us cats from the west take pride in our humor. 148 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,421 I'm not giving up without getting a laugh. 149 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,671 What? 150 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,800 Why do you have a nose hook? 151 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,805 I found it inside this magazine I borrowed from the landlord. 152 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,183 What in the world was this doing in that? 153 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,809 How do you use it? 154 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,146 You hook it on your nose. 155 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,313 Then you blow. 156 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,315 I'd love to see you use it. 157 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:39,527 What? Why? That's way too embarrassing. 158 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,530 We're not close enough for me to show you a funny face! 159 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,073 But I'm curious. 160 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,493 Curious? But that's… 161 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,412 What? 162 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,166 What kind of crazy request are you making to a young maiden, you Chimney? 163 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,084 But if I put this on, 164 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,087 she'll surely crack up! 165 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,339 Okay, fine. 166 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,883 I guess I have no choice. 167 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,188 Say something! 168 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,028 You damn Chimney. 169 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,739 If that's how you're going to be, I'll have to pull out all the stops. 170 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,951 What's up with those cigarettes? 171 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,830 I splurged and bought some pricy smokes. 172 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,707 You can't have any. 173 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:38,711 I wasn't going to take any. That's not what I meant. 174 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,715 They're like that thing that solidifies from microorganisms in milk? 175 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,216 Wait, that's cheese! 176 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,429 You can tell from cigarette sales 177 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:51,015 the ratio of beastfolk residents by region. 178 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:55,478 By further leveraging animal instincts, selecting which brands to stock-- 179 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,104 Wait, that's needs! 180 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,399 Boss, we're out of those things. 181 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,151 Is the hardware store open now? 182 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,530 You know, those long, twisty things. 183 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,156 Wait, those are screws. 184 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,786 The suspect is currently fleeing towards Kariba in a Frankenstein car. 185 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,914 Emergency vehicle coming through. Please clear the way. 186 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,665 Wait, that's a chase. 187 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,296 Wait, that's Twin Peaks! 188 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,099 How about an ahegao double peace sign then? 189 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,106 Would you laugh, please?! 190 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,657 Sorry, I'm sorry! 191 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,993 Chainsmoker Cat. 192 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,758 Coming in. 193 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,468 Yani-chan. 194 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:13,639 You sure come around a lot. Do you like me or something? 195 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,560 Well, I get to drink free booze here, 196 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,687 and you don't complain if I smoke. 197 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:28,195 Yeah? I mean, it's totally fine. 198 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,281 Could you make me a drink? 199 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,158 No way, I'm too lazy. 200 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,661 I brought some smoked cheese. 201 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,664 Okay, fine. 202 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,541 Thanks. 203 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,838 SUPER SIMPLE WHISKEY AND WATER RECIPE 204 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:51,928 Fill up a medium-sized mug with any old whiskey until it's half full. 205 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,931 Then add some sugar syrup as much as you like. 206 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,934 A couple of squirts of lemon juice. 207 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,187 Then a bunch of tap water, and it's all done. 208 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,104 FINISHED! 209 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,189 How is it? 210 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,984 It's so-so! 211 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,861 You're a harsh critic. 212 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,447 But I don't want it to go to waste, so I'll finish it anyway. 213 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,116 How environmentally conscientious. 214 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,001 Okay, I'm starting to feel funny. 215 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:28,798 To me, the taste of alcohol is like a bonus. 216 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,385 Just the runway leading to bliss. 217 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,095 I think I'm going to lie down for a little bit. 218 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:41,393 Maybe it's about time I let happiness embrace me, too. 219 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,520 DEMON LIGHT 220 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,700 Aruko! I need some booze! 221 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,954 I went out for drinks, but it sucked. 222 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,456 There was an opening for a joke, 223 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,916 so when I made one, they called me desperate for laughs. 224 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,544 It was totally not the timing for a roast there! 225 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:52,506 I can't believe how lame they were going for the easy laugh. 226 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,299 It was so boring, 227 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,594 I thought I was close to death. 228 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,146 But not as close to death as you! 229 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,105 RECOVERY POSITION 230 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,023 You're so desperate for laughs. 231 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,072 Chainsmoker Cat! 232 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,120 Greetings, residents of Nyagamihara. 233 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,706 This is a public broadcast. 234 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,751 The air is very dry today. 235 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,130 Please be mindful of fires. 236 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,973 You should especially make sure to put out your cigarette before discarding. 237 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:42,681 You have such a beautiful voice. 238 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,184 It sounds put on. 239 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,853 Hey, thanks again for helping. 240 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,481 Apparently, the person who usually does this 241 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,359 threw their back out "exercising." 242 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,485 Exercising? 243 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,820 Probably ran too much. 244 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,487 What an idiot. 245 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:03,660 Yaniko! Don't fart in enclosed spaces! 246 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,330 Yakuko, open all the windows! 247 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,956 Okay! 248 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,672 If we broadcast the fart sound through the mic, that'd be hilarious. 249 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,841 Yaniko, point your butt at me! 250 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,886 Lift it up more! 251 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,473 Now, blast out another big one! 252 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,101 Let your fart echo throughout the neighborhood! 253 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,477 It's gonna be hilarious. 254 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,564 I don't have any left in me. 255 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,747 I'll buy you smokes if you rip a good one. 256 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,660 You actually farted! That was so loud! 257 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,829 I think that reached the whole city! 258 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,540 Keep ripping more! I'll buy you a pack for each one you rip! 259 00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,550 Okay, that's enough! My stomach hurts from laughing! 260 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,305 Wait, that was more than a fart! 261 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,101 I can't do this anymore! 262 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,564 Stop, you're letting out too much! 263 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,491 What now? 264 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,993 I'm stuck. 265 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,828 Could you push me through? 266 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,497 How did this even happen? 267 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:32,998 How is your butt so soft? 268 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,879 I can't get a good hold. Firm your butt up! 269 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,633 I don't think I'm making any progress. 270 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,722 Is it just me, or does this feel kind of sexual? 271 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,392 Just bring me some smokes every now and then. 272 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,102 What are you giving up for? 273 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:55,535 All you're doing is tightening your butt! You want me to spank you? 274 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,737 Who are these guys? 275 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,367 You've got to be kidding me! 276 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:37,916 Subtitle translation by: Zensho Yamamoto 277 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:38,959 THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. 278 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,919 UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.